Little bug spends like 80% of her day on my shoulder. She’s like a parrot. With sharp claws. (Taken with instagram)

I needed a colourful day. And you can’t see, but my bobbypin has a little orange peach on it and I think it’s the sweetest thing. 

Also doubles as a Pickle pillow:

I put it on and my cat doesn’t recognize me. Wonder if this works for security cameras as well? (Taken with instagram)

Dear followers, I apologize for you having to witness my face from ages 10-16 so to make up for it, here’s a photo of my infant self.

And I’m aware this looks like the trashiest house ever but it’s the screened porch of my cottage and it was 1993. Indoor patio furniture was the thing.

We’ve been watching the Survivor/I Will Survive video on repeat for half an hour now; he whines whenever I switch to another tab. 

I have some throat/flu thing but he wants to be attached to me (he refuses to walk; I have to carry him) so I’m stuck holding him even though I feel like death. My mom was right: this is definitely motherhood. 

V-Day kisses. Killing time until he has to go back to the vet’s.

I can’t decide if I feel more (stereotypical) Roma or like a pirate. Hmm. 

Dum de dum I took this the other day meaning to show off my new glasses but I can’t figure out how to take colour pictures on this phone. Everything confuses me.

Guess who’s super excited about the gluten-free peanut butter chocolate chip cookies she’s baking? This girl.

Also I got new glasses. I don’t like them very much.

Princess has no love for me at all. ): I’m drinking everyone’s wine because they didn’t want it. Yaaay happy face.

I had to chase this fucker around the first floor.

This cat also hates me. Sorry Shadow.

Oh he hates me. Happy new year. xx

Wearing my Viley’s glasses (: